To the anonymous genius who left this comment

[make_your_move]

To the anonymous commenter who left this comment in reply to my last post:

"Alas, too bad this firearm is being fired by a dumpy unattractive overweight fatty."

At least my fat ass is out there doing something interesting, rather than sitting behind a screen making pathetic cowardly comments on someone else's life.

PS: You forgot the commas between each descriptor, asshole.

Comments

[mieszko.livejournal.com]

Glad you said something, cause I was about to but I was trying to have a bit of control.

[make-your-move.livejournal.com]

Please, feel free, since they left it after your comment.

[museclio]

the fuck? That's a fabulous picture of a gorgeous, vibrant lady.

[alphaggek.livejournal.com]

Do you have an IP address? Contact me privately, you'd be surprised how much I might be able to find out about your anonymous poster with one :)

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Please take this offer up, babe.

Morons deserve education.

[make-your-move.livejournal.com]

I do not, but I might have to turn that on. I wish I hadn't been so hasty to delete it, but I don't believe in letting cowards have a say.

Cowards suck

[emortimer.livejournal.com]

I agree. I've got my LJ set up so that I don't allow anonymous comments.

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

An immature Internet coward who doesn't have the balls to put his name to an insult probably has too much acne to show his face outside his parents' basement.

And you're a fabulous babe who has men in tuxes waiting in line to keep your company. :)

[liamstliam.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to be wearing a tux here in line?

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

When you get to the front, trust me, it's appreciated. :)

[bluejai.livejournal.com]

Oh, geez. What a dickhead! Love you, babe!

[cz_unit]

You deleted it? I like to keep those around as a great funny thing to link to.

CZ

[musicman.livejournal.com]

Good, god! You sure fire up my imagination!

[mieszko.livejournal.com]

By the way you are beautiful

[primus.livejournal.com]

*sniff sniff*

Do I... smell something?

Is that... is that jealousy I detect?

As trolls go, I give them a two out of ten.

Trollboy, a suggestion for your future endeavors: If you are going to attempt to string together several words in an attempt to give your insult more bite, having three of them mean basically the same thing tends to detract from the sting.

For example, when someone mentions your immaturity, your lack of friends, your apparently low intelligence, and your poor personal hygiene, each of those four elements points to a distinct flaw you have. Were I merely to belabor your lack of intellect by calling you a stupid moron, the redundancy doesn't really give it the extra kick.

Hopefully by the time you graduate elementary school you'll have finished picking up these little details


(and a thanks to MYM for the excuse to flame. Been *far* too long since I had a worthy target. Since this individual wasn't a worthy target, it's still been too long, but at least I get a chance to polish the snarkiness I normally have to supress)

[make-your-move.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha - Thanks Strat ;) Nicely done.

[mamatata.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen a good flame in years!

[orlacarey.livejournal.com]

The only problem with that picture is it didn't do enough to show how lovely you are - but it sure looks like you're having fun!

[lizkayl.livejournal.com]

I do believe they were jealous that you get to play with fire arms and they can't.

You are gorgeous.

[grail76.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't have to put up with that kind of thing. I'm sorry.

[angel-on-earth.livejournal.com]

Oh please let me at him... I am having that kind of day and would love to rip that JERK to shreds...
Hugggggggs

[dicea.livejournal.com]

Gosh. Troll goes after lady with gun. That intarwebs is just fostering all kinds of counter-survival behavior.

Next on meat-stick troll's to-do list is probably french kissing moray eels and surprising skunks.

I hope someone gets video footage.

[quicktongue.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Some people have neither taste no manners.

[buz1.livejournal.com]

oooh...ooooh....if you do find out who it is....can I rough them up a bit? Please?? Puh-leasssse?

I had a similar comment made on one of my FL pics....but I knew who it was before I deleted it...although I've still never met them in real life.

And....I loved that picture of you.

[redhotlips.livejournal.com]

That's beyond rude. Sorry you experienced this, cherie.

[3fgburner.livejournal.com]

Methinks the troll was compensating for something.

[gsh]

Oh my fracking gawd, I can't beleive someone was rude enough to write something like that.

[keller.livejournal.com]

One of the social workers at my work has a sign that reads: "Don't hit your kids... no really, they have guns nowadays" applies aptly :P
Jerks will be jerks :( /hug

[la-penguinita.livejournal.com]

This is the first truly stupid troll I've seen on LJ. :-( Sorry, sweetie.

If nothing else, turn off anonymous posting. No one needs this kind of bullshit from cowards. Especially not you.

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps the anonymous commenter was from Bizzaro LJ, wherein "anonymous" means "use your name", and "dumpy unattractive overweight fatty" means "curvaceous, pretty lady." ;-)

The alternative is to believe that there's someone out there who has that little time on his or her hands, and is dumb enough to directly insult someone who has demonstrated access to firearms and at the very least a desire to gain proficiency with them. ;-)

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

the comments says nothing about you, but everything about the person who made it.

[recalcitranttoy.livejournal.com]

Yep, a low life ignorant fuckwit who has nothing better to do with their time than try to put down someone who looked like she was having a fantastic time with friends. Jealous is likely exactly it. It's difficult when one's only life consists of wishing they had friends and interesting things to do. Poor little dweeb.

[lunapuna.livejournal.com]

what a complete an utter Ahole!!! you are one of the most beautiful, attractive, sleek & sexy women i know hon and you look damn fine whether firing an old rifle or dancing about *hugs*

[ivorydamsel.livejournal.com]

About one of the hottest women on the planet?

un-frickin-believable

Such a no-account, idiotic, COWARDLY a-hole is not worth one more minute of your thoughts, darlin'.

[mamatata.livejournal.com]

It's been said (and better), but...Asshole.

[scottish-grrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, clearly you're not in your right mind! You must have a (negative) things about grrls with guns. Sorry sweetie, but grrls are just as good at shooting!

Mym, me dear, your rejoiner was beautiful. Now if only I could adapt it to getting the Blonde (my wide-eyed dumb supervisor) out of my hair....

Love and hugs!

Forgive him his ignorance

[elkor.livejournal.com]

He has been conditioned by a society that has no appreciation for the lovely variety of the female form. Rather, he has fallen prey to the narrow minded perspective that there is some "ideal" body type, and that those who don't fulfill it are somehow "substandard."

Come mid-life, he will wander through his existence wondering why he feels so dissatisfied with relationships, how they each feel formulaic and repetitive, never understanding that it they go hand in hand.

Pity the One True Wayists, for they know no other path.