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We regret to announce the untimely demise of make_your_move, who on the 19th of March of this year was helplessly minced by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Stand back! I'm a professional!" just before expiring. make_your_move is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Mym, who on the 4th of December of this year was meticulously buried alive by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. Mym is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

We regret to announce the disturbing death of H P, who on the 4th of May of this year was accidentally smushed by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp at the foot of the Statue of Liberty. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. H P is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.

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