This morning's conversation on IM

A: the "Good Friends" are the people who can call me at 4am and aske me to get in my car/get on a plane/cash in my retirement fund for bail money.
Me: How about go to jail with me and exclaim "damn that was fun, shame we got caught?"
A: only if you call Matthew and I'll call Q
Me: oh, absolutely .... i'll even try to look vaguely contrite about the whole thing.