The pirates are out there in the real world meeting new people, pillaging new ports of call, ravashing women. The vertical stripes are slimming and hide that Rum gut that they seem to have tendancey to develop.
Meanwhile in prison the guards arestealing all the good food and leaving you the scraps. The horizontal stripes make the inmates look fatter. It helps keep away the sense of starvation and prevents rioting. ;-)
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Date: 2008-03-10 03:40 pm (UTC)Meanwhile in prison the guards arestealing all the good food and leaving you the scraps. The horizontal stripes make the inmates look fatter. It helps keep away the sense of starvation and prevents rioting. ;-)